Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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