no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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