BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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