dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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