so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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