i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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