some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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