Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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