you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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