i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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