Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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