i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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