A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Randomize