I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just found puke in my bra..
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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