i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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