Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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