i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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