ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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