You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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