Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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