the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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