If that was your dad, he is hot
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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