Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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