you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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