babies were throwing up all over the place
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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