Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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