East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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