And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
His hands were made for my vagina.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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