So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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