I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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