Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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