No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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