i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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