Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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