is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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