she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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