Got a toothbrush?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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