That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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