Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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