Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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