in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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