This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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