3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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