Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
