looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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