Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
