if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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