i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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