i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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