Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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