"it" just moved
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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