Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
