it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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