Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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