Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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