is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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